i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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