your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
