I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.