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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

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I'm in love

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(484): I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue (484): I'm in love http://tfl.nu/im8q

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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(617): found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked. http://tfl.nu/pme2

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(716): View more from New York

That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.

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(716): That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude. http://tfl.nu/2xpl

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(647): View more from Ontario

You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost

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(647): You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost http://tfl.nu/e5ly

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(801): View more from Utah

If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...

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(801): If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy... http://tfl.nu/s54g

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(904): View more from Florida

the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless

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(904): the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless http://tfl.nu/5o22

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!

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I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.

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(412): You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!! (412): I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten. http://tfl.nu/bqpb

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.

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(780): Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis. http://tfl.nu/lqrq

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(716): View more from New York

She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked

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(716): She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked http://tfl.nu/7qkm

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down

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(580): true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down http://tfl.nu/hwj1

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(501): View more from Arkansas

If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...

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(501): If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises... http://tfl.nu/i052

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(209): View more from California

Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?

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(209): Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2? http://tfl.nu/78yk

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(757): View more from Virginia

Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.

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(757): Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today. http://tfl.nu/c0a7

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor

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I like how you're utilizing your resources

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(814): Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor (1-814): I like how you're utilizing your resources http://tfl.nu/lq2x

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?

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(602): I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this? http://tfl.nu/l650

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