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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

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it's ELEVEN

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thirty

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(310): Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb (209): it's ELEVEN (310): thirty http://tfl.nu/ukrj

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?

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(978): Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before? http://tfl.nu/qhly

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(513): View more from Ohio

woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

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me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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(513): woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her (513): me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you.. http://tfl.nu/01sh

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless

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(724): his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless http://tfl.nu/7ms7

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(812): View more from Indiana

My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.

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(812): My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too. http://tfl.nu/4mju

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(315): View more from New York

I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.

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(315): I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen. http://tfl.nu/w329

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.

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(907): I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer. http://tfl.nu/7gfq

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.

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You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?

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(203): So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu. (603): You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use? http://tfl.nu/ks5w

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.

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Marry him. Now.

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(570): He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight. (1-570): Marry him. Now. http://tfl.nu/5wky

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.

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(610): I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions. http://tfl.nu/ms2p

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(207): View more from Maine

I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.

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(207): I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered. http://tfl.nu/1qcp

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping

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(403): Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping http://tfl.nu/43en

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?

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(612): Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic? http://tfl.nu/ja2v

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."

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(832): Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen." http://tfl.nu/e369

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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.

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(619): I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays. http://tfl.nu/ooc2

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