i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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