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do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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RUDE.

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I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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outsmarted mickey deeeees

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(248): do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions. (1-248): RUDE. (248): I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o. (1-248): outsmarted mickey deeeees http://tfl.nu/mqmo

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(443): View more from Maryland

sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends

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I know, I was there.

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(443): sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends (336): I know, I was there. http://tfl.nu/9p97

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(703): View more from Virginia

Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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(703): Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock. http://tfl.nu/z9t5

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(510): View more from California

You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...

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(510): You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock... http://tfl.nu/jcau

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(903): View more from Texas

I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

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kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

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I'll be there in 10

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(903): I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem. (214): kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night. (903): I'll be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/kykh

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(954): View more from Florida

i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night

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(954): i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night http://tfl.nu/gokf

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.

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(401): I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy. http://tfl.nu/4ar4

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(905): View more from Ontario

i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.

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(905): i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers. http://tfl.nu/1i45

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(786): View more from Florida

She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick

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I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.

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(786): She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick (305): I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius. http://tfl.nu/szcg

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(330): View more from Ohio

My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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(330): My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob http://tfl.nu/j762

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(805): View more from California

Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?

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(805): Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement? http://tfl.nu/mmb3

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.

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(902): I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush. http://tfl.nu/kzf1

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(301): View more from Maryland

I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.

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Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.

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(301): I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO. (301): Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever. http://tfl.nu/txh9

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(914): View more from New York

ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore

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(914): ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore http://tfl.nu/u5mc

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(630): View more from Illinois

Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.

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(630): Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into. http://tfl.nu/ua4k

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