Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.