The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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