she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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