Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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