I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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