If i come over, it means nothing
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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