White coat. Heels.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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