the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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