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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Me too!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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  haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  No shame in my game.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I need a hug and tequila

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  This is why we need to live in the same city again

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  best eviction party ever.

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.

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