Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.