If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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