We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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