what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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