The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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