question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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