i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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