I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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