afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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