i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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