We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My bed smells like the plague
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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