ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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