at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
