tell your sister to shave her snatch
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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