Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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