I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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