There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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