I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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