I hate all girls vehemently.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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