You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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