Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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