i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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