But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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