I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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