The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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