Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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