There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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