I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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