are you so shy because you have an std?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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