Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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