My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
