So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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