I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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