The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
A+ Viking dick
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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