Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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