these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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