I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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