Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
ok first of all what the fuck
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