I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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