If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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