last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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