how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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