i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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