gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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