Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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