He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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