I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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